“I recently posted a Top Ten list of terrorist attacks, a topic which converges with another older post of mine about children’s book parodies like:
Go The F**k To Sleep
The Very Hungover Caterpillar
We’re Going on a Bar Hunt
And many others… because I just came across my new favorite children’s book parody of all:
Ten Little Terrorists
Ten Little Terrorists is a children’s book for adults –a parody of various “ten little…” countdown stories combined with the dark humor of a political satire on terrorism. Follow a group of inept little cartoon terrorists through their failed and politically incorrect attempts to carry out terrorist attacks while they gradually reduce their own numbers from ten to zero.
It may not be appropriate for children – but you’ll probably show this repeatedly to your friends.
Most people stress out over their news feed in 2016.Patricia Blowsmore writes children’s books for adults
who would rather laugh while thinking:
who would rather laugh while thinking:
“I can’t believe someone had the balls to write that.”
Patricia might not have her own pair of big balls,
(except for these stress relief balls to help market the book)
Patricia might not have her own pair of big balls,
(except for these stress relief balls to help market the book)
but she does get a lot of politically incorrect laughs…
Ten Little Terrorists is available on Amazon.com in paperback and is just 99 cents on Kindle
We’re practically giving it away at an introductory rate to spread the word before it gets banned.
Not that we want it banned, but you know it could happen anytime with books like these.
We’re practically giving it away at an introductory rate to spread the word before it gets banned.
Not that we want it banned, but you know it could happen anytime with books like these.
Get the e-book now for just 99 cents while you still can!
In addition to working on making a HARDCOVER version of
There are also many more
“children’s books for adults”
in the works…
coming up next:
“children’s books for adults”
in the works…
coming up next:
Bbama Bbama, Gun Control Drama
If you enjoyed watching inept little terrorists
reduce their numbers while trying to carry out acts of terrorism,
you’ll love listening to the rhyming speeches of the two-faced llama
Bbama Bbama
as his left side
gives commentary on gun control appropriate for public consumption,
and his right side
lets us know what he’s really thinking
reduce their numbers while trying to carry out acts of terrorism,
you’ll love listening to the rhyming speeches of the two-faced llama
Bbama Bbama
as his left side
gives commentary on gun control appropriate for public consumption,
and his right side
lets us know what he’s really thinking
everything above is from the book’s web site
Funny Stuff – I can’t wait to see more books after this”
*[That is funny – I’m especially looking forward to the next one]
