May 17, 2024

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Yes, the 80 year old lunatic with the swastika carved into his forehead – the one convicted of mass murder – has a beautiful 26 year old woman who wants to marry him and just had a marriage license approved.

CORCORAN, Calif. (AP) — “Mass murderer Charles Manson plans to marry a 26-year-old woman who left her Midwestern home and spent the past nine years trying to help exonerate him.”

For you non-math geeks, I’ll point out that he was 71 when she was 17, yes 17, when she moved to be near him.  What did her parents do that led here?

“Afton Elaine Burton, the raven-haired bride-to-be, said she loves the man convicted in the notorious murders of seven people, including pregnant actress Sharon Tate.  No date has been set, but a wedding coordinator has been assigned by the prison to handle the nuptials, and the couple has until early February to get married before they would have to reapply.  The Kings County marriage license, viewed Monday by The Associated Press, was issued Nov. 7 for the 80-year-old Manson and Burton, who lives in Corcoran — the site of the prison — and maintains several websites advocating his innocence.”

How many nice guys will reevaluate their not-getting-results online dating profile tomorrow with this news in mind and actually make changes realizing they can’t compete socially with a crazy, imprisoned, geriatric convicted murderer?

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